234924875 · THE HOUSETHE SITTING ROOM

A ROOM FOR SPEAKING, AND BEING HERE

The Sitting Room

Come sit for a while.

A thought said out loud. A conversation with someone. Something that hasn’t found its shape yet. There is room for it here.

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OCTOBER 25, 2026 · 17.887 SECONDS SOURCE

8:30 a.m.

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[00:00:00.430] okay 15 seconds just put something up try to make like a video spot I can make
[00:00:13.550] it longer
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OCTOBER 25, 2026 · 72.285 SECONDS SOURCE

8:32 a.m.

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[00:00:00.880] Okay, I have to wash the pillows today because Rocket is like humping the shit out of them not
[00:00:08.780] like
[00:00:09.280] I was gonna say not mine, but they're all mine
[00:00:14.980] but
[00:00:16.580] Like the spares. I don't know how to wash pillows
[00:00:26.220] to be quite honest
[00:00:28.380] usually just get new ones and then you like try to put them into like a
[00:00:34.090] You know, they're not easy to throw away.
[00:00:40.370] Alright, but he hasn't destroyed these. That's good.
[00:00:51.110] That's interesting, right? I don't know.
[00:01:00.810] What's interesting to talk about?
[00:01:09.120] I should stick to 15 seconds.
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OCTOBER 25, 2026 · 177.082 SECONDS SOURCE

Couch Interview · 9:12 a.m.

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This Couch Interview accompanies the Game Show. The ending is imperfect and abrupt; the recording stops as supplied. No conclusion, fade or replacement ending has been added.

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A ghost at 3 a.m. — a separate fictional Game Show alternate edition with an AI robot composite.

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Original recordings and voice: Dustin Braun. Audio cleanup and level adjustment for the first two recordings, automatic caption drafts, delivery encoding and page preparation: Codex (AI), at Dustin’s direction.

The third recording keeps its original audio. No generated speech, replacement dialogue, music or repaired ending has been added.

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