Waiting for Green — narration transcript
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Source: IMG_2216.MOV, September 2, 2026 20:28:38 -0600, duration 577.355s.
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[02:10–02:13] Is it going to change? [uncertain wording]
[02:23–02:27] I've never, um, waited for a red light.
[02:36–02:41] This is almost worse than like sitting at the red light [uncertain wording]
[02:41–02:47] does this mean like nobody [uncertain wording]
[02:51–02:53] Nobody's driven through for, [uncertain wording]
[02:54–02:56] I don't know, those are just on timers,
[02:57–03:02] so those are sensors, or they have sensors. [uncertain wording]
[03:03–03:03] Oh hey, no. [uncertain wording]
[03:17–03:17] I [uncertain wording]
[03:24–03:24] see
[03:26–03:28] there's gonna be some movement here. [uncertain wording]
[03:28–03:34] It's like trees or something come on the red light has [uncertain wording]
[03:34–03:40] gone for three minutes 36 30 oh no it's still red
[03:41–03:46] just i moved slightly guess
[03:46–03:51] red does make more sense
[03:51–03:56] at night for long periods of time.
[03:57–04:03] Maybe I'm used to seeing it move more during the day so I don't [uncertain wording]
[04:03–04:09] notice that it's red for longer periods of time like this
[04:09–04:12] at night until there's, I assume, traffic. [uncertain wording]
[04:14–04:18] Which, I don't know, at 830 at night there should be some traffic. [uncertain wording]
[04:29–04:33] Maybe more on the street above it. [uncertain wording]
[04:36–04:40] This is just what waiting for a traffic light [uncertain wording]
[04:40–04:43] in your home feels like.
[04:43–04:43] OK. [uncertain wording]
[04:46–04:47] And this one, yeah. [uncertain wording]
[04:54–04:55] All right. [uncertain wording]
[04:56–04:57] Come on, Mike. [uncertain wording]
[05:00–05:02] Somebody, somebody, uh, [uncertain wording]
[05:06–05:07] go get a, you know,
[05:09–05:12] oh, there we go.
[05:15–05:15] What?
[05:17–05:18] What?
[05:19–05:21] That wasn't me, was it?
[05:21–05:23] That was really fast.
[05:28–05:31] That green light lasted... [uncertain wording]
[05:31–05:33] That had to be less than five seconds.
[05:40–05:43] Oh, I'm not going to sit here another five minutes.
[05:43–05:44] Oh, no.
[05:47–05:48] What passed?
[05:49–05:55] Like, that fast that it, or did it? [uncertain wording]
[05:55–05:57] Oh, maybe it just like reset itself. [uncertain wording]
[06:01–06:05] Oh, man, now I have to get one more, like, loop of it.
[06:06–06:08] Now I'm dedicated.
[06:12–06:16] Ugh, I had to adjust my stance here. [uncertain wording]
[06:17–06:21] I should really get a stand
[06:21–06:25] or find one in a box. [uncertain wording]
[06:31–06:32] All right, come on.
[06:33–06:36] We're at 6 minutes, 35 seconds.
[06:42–06:43] Hey, we got the train. [uncertain wording]
[06:44–06:47] At least we got the back room. [uncertain wording]
[06:47–06:49] Oh, rocket, and then rocket trains. [uncertain wording]
[07:16–07:22] i'm like still holding the red button i didn't even like put this on i didn't
[07:22–07:28] expect this I didn't even put it on um video mode so my like my thumb [uncertain wording]
[07:28–07:34] is uh I don't know
[07:34–07:39] whatever your thumb feels whatever you imagine your thumb feeling like after
[07:39–07:42] pressing down on a button for
[07:43–07:46] nearly eight minutes did it change I didn't I don't think so
[07:49–07:52] Yeah, I got to focus, otherwise I'm going to miss it. [uncertain wording]
[07:53–07:54] I hope it didn't change.
[07:54–07:55] No, I would have noticed. [uncertain wording]
[07:56–07:57] That green light was bright.
[07:58–07:59] Or it wasn't bright.
[07:59–08:01] It was a noticeable shift. [uncertain wording]
[08:02–08:03] It would be obvious.
[08:10–08:13] I mean, I'd like to pan around.
[08:13–08:17] see some other interesting things but [uncertain wording]
[08:19–08:25] I'm just gonna keep it right here actually this actually the shadow
[08:25–08:30] like the other shadows are keeping the out like the
[08:30–08:36] surrounding area like actually entertaining it entertaining isn't it but maybe [uncertain wording]
[08:36–08:37] not right there we [uncertain wording]
[08:42–08:48] oh because i got that new um i got a new uh air [uncertain wording]
[08:48–08:53] freshener yeah i know fuck it i i have thought [uncertain wording]
[08:54–08:59] it's on low and i'm trying it out it says it's safe for
[08:59–09:03] everything so I don't know.
[09:03–09:09] Smells like dog and guy in my candle
[09:09–09:10] collection.
[09:11–09:13] So oh, [uncertain wording]
[09:17–09:18] did it change?
[09:20–09:22] And ah, there we go. [uncertain wording]
[09:26–09:27] All right.
[09:29–09:31] Alright, [uncertain wording]
[09:33–09:33] that's all.